The Story Project

The story project is a story written by anybody, using 5 words at a time.
The story will evolve as more people take part.

The rules

  1. Only enter 5 words. No more and no less!
  2. Punctuation should be used where needed.
  3. No HTML.
  4. If you would like to start a new paragraph enter "[end]" as one of your 5 words.

The story

Once upon a time in a land far far away, there lived a giant pineapple called Dom who liked eating hot chilli every sunday with his best friends simon and Rebecca. On one cold sunday they all went for a walk down to the local park where they fought a giant orange pumpkin that was laying on the ground basking in the sun while they tried to pick chillis from the garden. The giant orange pumpkin was not happy about asd asda asdas asdas asd having three random creatures stealing all his chillis from the Giant Lionhead Bunny of Doom. Patch, as this bunny was called, felt very angry so he started to play with himself while galring angrily at a small breed of chihuahua who decided to move on to memphes to gamble bras (his first-born daughter) for thighbones. So, down the great dragon was hurled, the original serpent, the one called Devil and Satan, who is misleading the entire inhabited earth; he was hurled down to the earth, and his angels were hurled down with him. And I heard a loud voice in heaven say: “Now have come to pass the salvation and the power and the kingdom of our God and the authority of his Christ, because the accuser of our brothers has been hurled down, who accuses them day and night before our God! And they all turned very very gay and started banging each other tenderly and slowly. Then they Began to fight because they thought Dom didnt screw well enough so they killed him and started banging each other in the ass because that is the only way to purple monkey diswasher clown school is my favorite place tobe becuse it is just so Fun fun fun fun fun and i love chemistry with all my heart so anyways in a dark cold night which was lonely and sad z x c v b d f g t d q f d e d 1 2 3 4 5 in a dark cold night d f g t d in a dark cold night q q q qq q fuck your balls in a hurry or else you will die mahahahahaaha die bitch die " said Dom. Then stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid strawberry fought for what was obviously a lack of common